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  • twoodcc
    Apr 9, 11:22 PM
    I'm doin' all the ppd I can without spending more money on hardware right now:D I would like to replace 5 machines with a new Mac Pro when they come out (4 really slow and my current Mac Pro). It's h**l waiting for Apple sometimes :eek: Hurry up Apple!! :apple:

    What I want: Mac Pro with 12-16 cores, 24-32 threads, 2-3Ghz, 24 gigs of fast ddr3 ram, same case design outside plus usb 3.0, inside room for 3-4 2.5 inch ssd's in raid 0, 4 3.5 inch sata 2.0 or 3.0 (interchangable) and support for 3 GTX 295/480 cards.

    Price $4-5k I'm not asking too much am I?

    What I really want: Mac Pro with 64 cores, 256 threads, 3-4Ghz, 32 gigs of fast memristor (http://www.zdnet.co.uk/news/emerging-tech/2010/04/09/memristor-discovery-could-lead-to-faster-hpc-40088582/) memory ON CHIP, 64 gigs of ddr3 ram, and a few other things in an anodized aluminum case :p

    dang. yeah, not asking for much huh :cool:

    but don't be surprised if you don't get half of that, and it costs $6k.

    this is one of the main things that bothers me about apple. i just don't understand why they wait so long to update the mac pros like this. at least announce something





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  • ToXicWaSTe
    Oct 29, 03:56 AM
    Thye paid for it . You didnt. How is your friends having OSX helping you get it legally.

    Sorry should have made it clearer...
    I will lend my computer to them and we will just mess with this at his home.
    (Almost certain this is allowed by local law)
    After were done I'll format, and i will go buy a mac if i was pleased with Osx.

    Just saying i won't do anything illegal.





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  • goober1223
    Apr 6, 09:39 AM
    Their store, their rules I guess.

    Exactly. That's the good and bad part. I love Apple products, but I hate blatant hypocrisy when I see it. This is certainly one of those cases.





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  • l3lack J4ck
    Nov 24, 12:15 AM
    i just noticed that....im thinking they probably updated it...but this is more of a "mirror" per say of the old store...at midnight pst it will update im guessing...

    thats just an idea





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  • MacintoshKat
    Apr 16, 11:26 PM
    Not only are they fake, but they're ugly.

    The SD slot is huge, it'd make the iPhone "4G" comparable to the Dell Mini 5 or whatever it's called.

    The aluminum bezel works for the iPad, and the similar design on the MacBooks. But on the iPhone? Not only would it be uncomfortable to hold for long amounts of time, but the GSM frequencies AT&T uses has a hard time going through simple walls, half the time. How would anyone expect five bars at any given time?

    With Verizon, yes, the CDMA does much better at relaying frequencies through objects, but there again, what about current AT&T customers? Do we keep AT&T, get switched over, or does Apple manage the two?





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  • bigbro1096
    Apr 25, 06:11 PM
    Well, I have kept $200 in my savings account since Christmas and that's pretty much a feat in it's self. Anyways, I really need the iPhone 4S/5 to be released at WWDC and be some nice updates otherwise I'm going to be upset. I've had every iPhone since the 3G and each was released at WWDC so I don't know why they'll start now.





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  • Cinch
    Oct 10, 09:15 PM
    I think this a typical engineer/geek/nerd wet dream. I also think the current iPod is too big for the gym (I use the Nano). Watching TV shows or movies on the iPod doesn't appeal to me. Imagine watch a TV show on a screen a little bit bigger than a business card, fabulous, good times!

    An iPod that plays Movies and TV shows on a bigger screen like your TV sounds more plausible. But think how complicated this scenario is. Lets keep it simple, lets watch TV shows on our TV beam via cable/satellite. If you have to make a decision to download TV shows (note the one that you like and ignoring the rest) then download it to your TV then simplicity is lost. The product i.e. video iPod is dead on arrival.

    Cinch





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  • quagmire
    Aug 3, 07:39 PM
    It is going to sell for that much above MSRP, according to some dealers.

    So expect to fork out 50-60k for a Volt the first 6-18 months.

    GM needs to smack those dealers in the head. This is part of the reason why I am for manufactures opening corporate dealerships.





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  • Rodimus Prime
    Apr 15, 04:43 PM
    I am not surpised by that design. A lot of phones on the market are being released right now as single piece aluminum. Take for example the htc desire, legend and Motorola devior. All 3 are single piece aluminum phones so it is no surprised apple is coping that design as the style is becoming popular again.





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  • deathcab4xtina
    Mar 17, 09:16 AM
    Haaaaaaa just shared a launch day story, and the majority of you would have hauled ass with iPad in hand for the price I paid. Haters lmfao

    No offense to the real mentally handicapped, but dude you are ****ing retarded.





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  • PodHead
    Nov 26, 07:00 AM
    Bought my new Macbook early on Friday. I still haven't gotten a confirm e-mail?! Are they slow about shipping:confused:





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  • eawmp1
    May 4, 03:19 PM
    Not at all, I despise the NRA and I don't even own guns. To be clear, I feel Dr. Choi should be free to ask such questions without losing his license or going to jail; likewise I should be free to decline to discuss such matters with him.

    Do you have precription medications locked up?
    Are household cleaners and poisons out of reach?
    Is poison control's # on your phone?
    Do you have a fire escape plan?
    Do you have your child in an age-appropriate safety seat correctly installed?
    Do you have a pool, and is there an alarm or safety gate?
    Does your child wear a bike helmet?
    etc.

    Why does a question about a potentially dangerous object and your provisions for its safe keeping threaten you? The doctor is not playing politics, hes practicing good preventative medicine.





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  • SuperBrown
    Jan 15, 05:59 PM
    Compare the MBA to this sony notebook with similar specs:

    http://www.sonystyle.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CategoryDisplay?catalogId=10551&storeId=10151&langId=-1&categoryId=8198552921644507782&parentCategoryId=16154&XID=O:sony%20tz:dg_vinb_gglsrch

    Whoa! Had no idea sub-notebooks cost that much. :eek:

    If apple is trying to break into that market then maybe they do have something in MBA.

    I think my disappointment (and that of many others) may stem from the fact that they really didn't come out with anything for me.

    TV untethered from a computer + price drop + iTunes movie rentals is interesting. So is Time Capsule. Not earth-shaking enough, though, to make me run to the apple store this instant.

    And $20 for iPod touch software. I don't own one, but I'd feel like I got screwed if I did.





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  • micahR
    Nov 8, 07:33 AM
    I got my copy on my desk right now. I will check it out tonight and see what's up. I'll post more tomorrow.





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  • Killyp
    Jan 10, 04:09 PM
    The first few times was mildly amusing, but to do it multiple times is just stupid...

    That looks really bad. I honestly though Gizmodo were professional reporters, but evidently not.





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  • iJohnHenry
    Apr 15, 06:11 PM
    What does that teach the students about LGBT people?

    Perhaps Wiki might offer more 'significant' learning opportunities? ;)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gay,_lesbian_or_bisexual_people





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  • davepoint
    Aug 12, 05:42 AM
    would anyone care to explain why the uk price for a 30" cinema display is �1549 whereas in the US it is $1999 (around �1054.71) even with VAT included this still only comes to �1,239.28 - so why the huge margin...I guess it's not called rip-off Britain for nothing eh...





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  • inkswamp
    May 3, 09:56 PM
    This ad just called Steve Jobs a child.

    Did you ever hear his speech at Stanford? I'm betting he'd agree.





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  • NorCalLights
    Jan 5, 02:49 PM
    It's awesome not having spoilers. I think I'll watch the keynote oldschool this year.





    BornAgainMac
    Oct 19, 10:37 AM
    It is nice for Apple to get above that 5% in something besides iPods. I wonder if Microsoft will ever have more than 5% in mp3 player sales?





    wtmcgee
    Oct 20, 12:00 PM
    when CS3 ships, watch the marketshare explode.





    Gatesbasher
    Mar 24, 07:18 PM
    I've always found it strange that the version numbers are so redundant. OS X 10.5.5 for example. I just use the roman numeral and drop the second 10. I would write OS X.5.5 for example.

    They had to do that. OS X was already registered as a trademark, but thanks to the downfall of the educational system, we've got how many generations of people who don't know a Roman numeral from a Roman candle, and too many of them were reading it "Oh Ess Eks".





    one1
    May 3, 10:48 PM
    IMO, until the ipad gets this, which is entirely possible, it will remain more of a toy than a tool, and all these commercials will be nothing but fodder for the haters.

    there's nothing wrong with toys, and this is a nice one, but these lines about doctors, CEOs, etc., are just plain ridiculous.

    Ummmm incorrect. I have a major surgery coming up and the only way me and my doctor could sit down together and review the CT Scan was with my iPad 2 since all CT Scans are done on digital now instead of film. I simply stopped by the hospital and snagged the cd the night before my appointment and loaded it before I left the next day.

    My doctor said this was on his wish list, but he couldn't find anywhere in stock.


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    grmatt
    Sep 28, 12:52 PM
    It looks so long and narrow...

    TWSS



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